Enjoy: music, tattoos, taking pictures & traveling. Aspire to one day own many cats. <3
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Yummy Strawberry Pineapple Coconut Smoothie. Get the recipe here. I adore the little jars. Great drink to serve at summer weddings and BBQs!
^ How I’m currently feeling towards my boyfriend’s ex who constantly feels the need to try and be “friends.” I’m sorry to inform you, bitch, but you 1. are coming off really pathetic 2. are apparently very oblivious 3. are wearing on my last nerve, and should consider yourself lucky that there is an entire country in between my keys and your daddy-bought Beamer. IF he gave even the slightest f*ck about you, he would have responded to your first pitiful attempt to talk to him. IF he was remotely interested in being buddy-buddy, he would have replied to one of your numerous attempts to initiate conversation via the Facebook statuses of our friends. IF he cared about how your life has been going OR wanted to fill you in on his, he would have responded to your messages instead of deleting them. However, seeing as things did not pan out these ways, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that he doesn’t want to f*cking talk to you. I’m sure an observant person would have honed in on that by now. But since you’ve taken such an interest in bugging him over the past few months and are so keen to find out how he’s been, allow me to fill you in: we moved in together and have been enjoying a nice drama-free life removed from conniving, meddlesome, nosy people like you, and we would both appreciate it if you’d just take the goddamn hint that your “friendship” is unwanted and would leave him/us the f*ck alone.
This concludes my catty, territorial female rant of the day.
(Source: zevansd)
(Source: dont-be-scared-homie)
somewhere in montana or south dakota (?)
wish this was my real hair lol
cat-crazed from a young age.
This is me & my best friend in the entire world.
